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whats d difernce b/w ‘Potentially’ & ‘reality

An American Family -
Youngest Son: Dad, whats d difernce b/w ‘Potentially’ & ‘reality’?
Dad turns to wife: Would u sleep with Robert Redford for 1million $?
Wife: of course! I would never waste such an opportunity.
Then Dad asks daughter: would u sleep with Brad Pitt for 1Million $?
Daughter:Yes He s my fantasy!
Dad asks elder son: Would u sleep with, tom cruise for 1million $?
Elder Son:Why not? Imagine what I could do with that money!
Father turns to his younger son: u see son, ‘Potentially’ we r sittin wid
3million $, but in ‘Reality’ we r living wid 2 prostitutes & 1 gay Bastard

January 28, 2012

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How to Work Smart, Not Hard

January 28, 2012

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7 things girls vs Boys do in an Exam Hall

7 Things Girls Do in an Exam Hall:-

1. Write
2. Stuck Hair Behind Ears
3. Again Write
4. Change the Empty Refill
5. Again Write
6. Ask for Extra Sheet
7. Again Keep Writing

7 things Boys do in an Exam Hall:-

1. Count the No. of Girls
2. Check Out the Young Lady Supervisor
3. Counting How Many Windows and Doors
4. Revising the Location of Chits in the Pockets
5. Seeing the Brand Name of a Pen
6. Waiting for the Time, To Get Out of here
7. Think to study Well at least for Next Exam

January 25, 2012

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