January 2012
14 posts
7 things girls vs Boys do in an Exam Hall
7 Things Girls Do in an Exam Hall:-
1. Write
2. Stuck Hair Behind Ears
3. Again Write
4. Change the Empty Refill
5. Again Write
6. Ask for Extra Sheet
7. Again Keep Writing
7 things Boys do in an Exam Hall:-
1. Count the No. of Girls
2. Check Out the Young Lady Supervisor
3. Counting How Many Windows and Doors
4. Revising the Location of Chits in the Pockets
5. Seeing the Brand...
The Facebook Addiction
Teacher: Wat will you do after growing up?
Student: Facebooking
T: NO! I mean what will you BECOME?
S: Admin of facebook pages ;)
T: OMG! I MEAN wat will you ACHIEVE after you grow up?
S: Facebook Admin Rights
T: IDIOT! I MEAN wat will you do for your PARENTS?
S: I create a page for them on facebooK. 'I MOM & DAD'
T: Stupid! Wat do your parents want from YOU?
S: My facebook password!
T: Oh God! What IS THE PURPOSE OF YOUR LIFE?
S: Facebook but never face your books...
This is called FB Addiction...
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– Dominic Lawsonon government
Santa & Banta. Saving money on honeymoon
Santa: I am so miser (kanjoos) that I went alone for my honeymoon and saved
half the money.
Banta: That is nothing, I saved full money. I sent my wife for honeymoon
with a friend
Investing in Plastic Surgery to Increase Income →
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Catch cheating spouse.mu
Human Body: Pushing the Limits - a must watch! →
“If you want to stand out, don’t be different, be outstanding.”
– Meredith West
What happens to old & expires supermarket foods →
Top 10 resolutions that improve your appearance →
Top 10 Easy-to-Keep Resolutions for This New Year →
Roman Krznaric on The Art of Living →
December 2011
6 posts
5 Pearls of Wisdom 2 Remember :-
1. Money can’t buy happiness, but somehow its more comfortable to cry in a
BMW than on a cycle;
2. Forgive your enemy, but remember the bastard’s name;
3. Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you when he is in
trouble again;
4. Many people are alive only because its illegal to shoot them.
5. Alcohol doesn’t solve any problem, but then, neither does milk....
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– Highdeas,
“God gives every bird a worm, but he does not throw it into the nest.”
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– Greek Philosopher Epicurus
“Most people consider life a battle — but it is not a battle, it is a game.”
Diet For Stroke Victims →
“Patriotism in its simplest, clearest and most indubitable signification is
nothing else but a means of obtaining for the rulers their ambitions and
covetous desires, and for the ruled the abdication of human dignity,
reason, conscience, and a slavish enthrallment to those in power.”
-Leo Tolstoy
November 2011
21 posts
Stupid dialogues, beyond believe
Wife: how could u marry her (another woman), while we are still. Married to
each other.
Husband: I was helpless, dob sob, I was helpless, believe me, I was helpless
Wife: believe me, I trust you
Me: what the flying Fark is this hindi drama talking about!!!
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– David Ambrose
An Incredible Offer — But Wait…There’s More →
Train to Tibet. China Tibet Train. Qinghai Tibet... →
What is Sony now? →
The Paradox of Choice →
Dissing god →
“Overnight success stories take a long time.”
– Steve Jobs
Jeff Bezos Owns the Web in More Ways Than You... →
“Now if you are going to win any battle you have to do one thing. You have to...”
– George S. Patton, U.S. Army General, 1912 Olympian
More Lists for 11/11/11
mentalflossr:
11 Natural Disasters That Led to Wars
11 Wars That Led to Natural Disasters
Right-Side Stroke Recovery →
The Effects of a Right Brain Stroke →
Spatial Cognizance Problems * The right side of the parietal lobe controls visual-spatial functions, such as judging the distance, position, size and speed of objects. This means that people who have had a right-side stroke often have trouble with depth perception and with judging where they are in relation to objects in their surroundings. This makes it difficult for these patients to...
Obtuaries Joe Frazier →
Facebook vs. Google: The battle for the future of... →
if u hv psychopathic tendencies & r born 2 a poor... →
Science Books for Children →
The Evolution of the Microprocessor Mashable The... →
The Secret Footballer: Why Sir Alex Ferguson is a... →
ITS A GUY THING translated
These translations are for all of you wonderful women out there, so that
you will know what we really mean when we say…”ITS A GUY
THING”Translated:* “There is no rational thought pattern connected with it,
and you have no chance at all of making it logical.”“CAN I HELP WITH
DINNER?”Translated:* “Why isnt it already on the table?”“UH...
Covering Two Decades of Innovation →
October 2011
29 posts
Cargill: Inside the quiet giant that rules the... →
Tweet from Lina Shariff
Too good not 2b shared via Lina Shariff
3 diff people:-
Bachelor:- Taqdir hai magar kismat nahi…. Khulti„ Tajmahal banana chahta
hu, Magar Mumtaz nahi milti.
LOVER:- Taqdir hai magar kismat nahi khulti, Mumtaz mil gai hai, Magar shadi
nahi karti…
…
MARRIED:- Taqdir hai magar kismat nahi khulti, Tajmahal banana chahta hu
magar Mumtaz nahi marti….:)
Why are most people right-handed? →
No diwali is complete without rajinikanth movie, cny without Jackie Chan
movie & hati raya without dato shahrukh khan movie.
1malaysia generalize. & stereotype
Teh o Lychee? Seriously
Pulp Fiction - Wikiquote →
Six Ways to Become More Self-Motivated →