ITS A GUY THING translated
These translations are for all of you wonderful women out there, so that
you will know what we really mean when we say…”ITS A GUY
THING”Translated:* “There is no rational thought pattern connected with it,
and you have no chance at all of making it logical.”“CAN I HELP WITH
DINNER?”Translated:* “Why isnt it already on the table?”“UH HUH,” “SURE,
HONEY,” OR “YES, DEAR”Translated:* Absolutely nothing. Its a conditioned
response.”IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN”Translated:* “I have no idea
how it works.”“TAKE A BREAK, HONEY. YOURE WORKING TOO HARD.”Translated:* “I
cant hear the game over the vacuum cleaner.”“THATS INTERESTING,
DEAR.”Translated:* “Are you still talking?”“YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY
IS.”Translated:* “I remember the theme song to F Troop, the address of the
first girl I ever kissed and the vehicle identification numbers of every
carIve ever owned… but I forgot your birthday.”“OH, DONT FUSS, I JUST CUT
MYSELF. ITS NO BIG DEAL.”Translated:* “I have actually severed a limb but
will bleed to death before I admit that Im hurt.”“HEY, IVE GOT MY REASONS
FOR WHAT IM DOING.”Translated:* “And I sure hope I think of some pretty
soon.”“I CANT FIND IT.”Translated:* “It didnt fall into my outstretched
hands, so Im completely clueless.”“WHAT DID I DO THIS TIME?”Translated:*
“What did you catch me at?”“IM NOT LOST. I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE WE
ARE.”Translated:* “No one will ever see us alive again.”“WE SHARE THE
HOUSEWORK.”Translated:* “I make the messes; she cleans them up.”
