5 Pearls of Wisdom 2 Remember :-

1. Money can’t buy happiness, but somehow its more comfortable to cry in a
BMW than on a cycle;
2. Forgive your enemy, but remember the bastard’s name;
3. Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you when he is in
trouble again;
4. Many people are alive only because its illegal to shoot them.
5. Alcohol doesn’t solve any problem, but then, neither does milk. Happy
New Year:)