"Never confuse the size of your paycheck with the size of your talent."
— Marlon Brando (via kari-shma)
"The two most beautiful words in the English language are “Cheque Enclosed."
— Dorothy Parker
"Happiness is having a scratch for every itch."
— Ogden Nash
Today in Kids Pretty Much Summing Up Our True Feelings - newsweek
cheatsheet: -Tumblr, here’s your representative at the royal wedding!
"If it weren’t for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn’t get any exercise at all."
— Joey Adams
"The nine most terrifying words in the English language are, ‘I’m from the government and I’m here to help.’"
— Ronald Reagan
"The girl with a future avoids a man with a past."
— Evan Esar
"Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them."
— Bill Vaughan
"in a country of thieves, how do you recognize an honest man"
