"Never confuse the size of your paycheck with the size of your talent."
— Marlon Brando (via kari-shma)
(Source: kari-shma, via newsweek)
"The two most beautiful words in the English language are “Cheque Enclosed."
— Dorothy Parker
"Happiness is having a scratch for every itch."
— Ogden Nash
"If it weren’t for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn’t get any exercise at all."
— Joey Adams
"The nine most terrifying words in the English language are, ‘I’m from the government and I’m here to help.’"
— Ronald Reagan
"The girl with a future avoids a man with a past."
— Evan Esar
"Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them."
— Bill Vaughan
"in a country of thieves, how do you recognize an honest man"
— The Truth Behind Bollywood Lies